The Legendary Snack Machine

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Rorschach · Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 6:19 pm Post subject: The Legendary Snack Machine

How to play
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First somone puts something into the snack machine. Then the next person says what comes out.

I put in Naruto RP Center
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Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down and whisper "No." They had a choice, all of them. They could have followed in the footsteps of good men like my father or President Truman. Decent men who believed in a day's work for a day's pay. Instead they followed the droppings of lechers and communists and didn't realize that the trail led over a precipice until it was too late. Don't tell me they didn't have a choice. Now the whole world stands on the brink, staring down into bloodly Hell, all those liberals and intellectuals and smooth-talkers... and all of a sudden nobody can't think of anything to say.

Everwill wrote:

Pretty sure the episode count is over 9000.

^I got RRoD! Xbox Sent Away On: 11/1/09^

The Box
Box Jutsu

Roleplaying Characters:
No RPC
No RPC
No 3rd RPC
No 4th RPC
RPG Stats:
Shinobi Rank: Kage
Village: Kirigakure
Fame: 0
Reputation:
Training Points: N/A
Inventory: Tools for making NRC v4.5!

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airknight12 · Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 6:33 pm Post subject:

Iac and our future sight that i cant tell everyone about because it will pawn lol

I put in bleach the world
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Roleplaying Characters:
Renima{infamy: 5000}
matthias
Raiton, Ensu
No 4th RPC
RPG Stats:
Shinobi Rank: S-Ranked Missing nin/A ranked missing nin
Village: Wind Shire
Fame: 0
Reputation:
Training Points: 160
Inventory: 10 kunai,10 shuricken,50 senboms. 15 explosive tags, 300feet of wire, 3 traps. Daggar, =enoreth the blade of wind.3 soldier pill, 1 adrenline shot. all types of gas, 3 universal grenades, and a gas mask.

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Rorschach · Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 6:37 pm Post subject:

A giant poster of a dicator Meg pops out and smacks you axcross the face then says "Join now God Dammit!"

I put myself in.
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Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down and whisper "No." They had a choice, all of them. They could have followed in the footsteps of good men like my father or President Truman. Decent men who believed in a day's work for a day's pay. Instead they followed the droppings of lechers and communists and didn't realize that the trail led over a precipice until it was too late. Don't tell me they didn't have a choice. Now the whole world stands on the brink, staring down into bloodly Hell, all those liberals and intellectuals and smooth-talkers... and all of a sudden nobody can't think of anything to say.

Everwill wrote:

Pretty sure the episode count is over 9000.

^I got RRoD! Xbox Sent Away On: 11/1/09^

The Box
Box Jutsu

Roleplaying Characters:
No RPC
No RPC
No 3rd RPC
No 4th RPC
RPG Stats:
Shinobi Rank: Kage
Village: Kirigakure
Fame: 0
Reputation:
Training Points: N/A
Inventory: Tools for making NRC v4.5!

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fyodor666 · Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 7:28 pm Post subject:

blow up crimson doll comes out.

I put Hitler in.
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May the shadow embrace you and guide you unto death.

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Tenshi's Gata Kaihen Changes: N/A
Kei's Gata Kaihen Changes:
-Flawless skin
-Hair 3 inches long and slightly spiky

Roleplaying Characters:
Hyuuga Malekith
Idzuna Tenshi
Ichigei Iro
Kei
RPG Stats:
Shinobi Rank: (SS)S-rank Missing-nin (Sannin of Konoha) ~ Genin(E) ~ Genin(E) ~ Genin(E)
Village: None ~ Iwa ~ Iwa ~ Iwa
Fame: 0
Reputation:
Training Points: 0
Inventory: Chakra Bo, Shoku, Twilight Bracers, 10 Smoke Bombs, 5 Soldier Pills, Coyote Contract, Tamotsu's Headband ~ Five-foot Wooden Pole, 25 Fuukiri Shuriken, 4 Kunai, 100 feet of Wire, 10 Smoke Bombs ~ 2 Pouches of Clay, Electricity-Modified Wooden Pole, 5 Smoke Bombs, Scroll (25 extra pouches of clay) ~ 5-foot Wooden Pole (with small spike on the butt end), 5 Kunai, 50 ft of Wire, 5 Smoke Bombs

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Mitsuaki Ryuujin · Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 7:40 pm Post subject:

and a douche comes out XD

I put Zieg in ^^
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Spoiler:

Theme Song

Roleplaying Characters:
Noah Amimura(Itichi)
Mitsuaki Ryuujin
Fuukyou Uchiha
No 4th RPC
RPG Stats:
Shinobi Rank: SS-Rank
Village: Sunagakure
Fame: 2000
Reputation:
Training Points: 50
Inventory: Samehada (15) Kunai, (20) Shuriken, (50) Feet of wire, (10) Smoke bombs, (15) Explosive Tags, (5) Soldier Pills

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fyodor666 · Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 7:46 pm Post subject:

And Reileyn comes out.

I put Reileyn back in.
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May the shadow embrace you and guide you unto death.

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Tenshi's Gata Kaihen Changes: N/A
Kei's Gata Kaihen Changes:
-Flawless skin
-Hair 3 inches long and slightly spiky

Roleplaying Characters:
Hyuuga Malekith
Idzuna Tenshi
Ichigei Iro
Kei
RPG Stats:
Shinobi Rank: (SS)S-rank Missing-nin (Sannin of Konoha) ~ Genin(E) ~ Genin(E) ~ Genin(E)
Village: None ~ Iwa ~ Iwa ~ Iwa
Fame: 0
Reputation:
Training Points: 0
Inventory: Chakra Bo, Shoku, Twilight Bracers, 10 Smoke Bombs, 5 Soldier Pills, Coyote Contract, Tamotsu's Headband ~ Five-foot Wooden Pole, 25 Fuukiri Shuriken, 4 Kunai, 100 feet of Wire, 10 Smoke Bombs ~ 2 Pouches of Clay, Electricity-Modified Wooden Pole, 5 Smoke Bombs, Scroll (25 extra pouches of clay) ~ 5-foot Wooden Pole (with small spike on the butt end), 5 Kunai, 50 ft of Wire, 5 Smoke Bombs

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Rorschach · Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 7:47 pm Post subject:

And Eric comes back out

I shove Fyodor in.
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Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down and whisper "No." They had a choice, all of them. They could have followed in the footsteps of good men like my father or President Truman. Decent men who believed in a day's work for a day's pay. Instead they followed the droppings of lechers and communists and didn't realize that the trail led over a precipice until it was too late. Don't tell me they didn't have a choice. Now the whole world stands on the brink, staring down into bloodly Hell, all those liberals and intellectuals and smooth-talkers... and all of a sudden nobody can't think of anything to say.

Everwill wrote:

Pretty sure the episode count is over 9000.

^I got RRoD! Xbox Sent Away On: 11/1/09^

The Box
Box Jutsu

Roleplaying Characters:
No RPC
No RPC
No 3rd RPC
No 4th RPC
RPG Stats:
Shinobi Rank: Kage
Village: Kirigakure
Fame: 0
Reputation:
Training Points: N/A
Inventory: Tools for making NRC v4.5!

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fyodor666 · Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 7:48 pm Post subject:

And a huge chocolate bunny comes out.

I put a peso in.
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May the shadow embrace you and guide you unto death.

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Tenshi's Gata Kaihen Changes: N/A
Kei's Gata Kaihen Changes:
-Flawless skin
-Hair 3 inches long and slightly spiky

Roleplaying Characters:
Hyuuga Malekith
Idzuna Tenshi
Ichigei Iro
Kei
RPG Stats:
Shinobi Rank: (SS)S-rank Missing-nin (Sannin of Konoha) ~ Genin(E) ~ Genin(E) ~ Genin(E)
Village: None ~ Iwa ~ Iwa ~ Iwa
Fame: 0
Reputation:
Training Points: 0
Inventory: Chakra Bo, Shoku, Twilight Bracers, 10 Smoke Bombs, 5 Soldier Pills, Coyote Contract, Tamotsu's Headband ~ Five-foot Wooden Pole, 25 Fuukiri Shuriken, 4 Kunai, 100 feet of Wire, 10 Smoke Bombs ~ 2 Pouches of Clay, Electricity-Modified Wooden Pole, 5 Smoke Bombs, Scroll (25 extra pouches of clay) ~ 5-foot Wooden Pole (with small spike on the butt end), 5 Kunai, 50 ft of Wire, 5 Smoke Bombs

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Rorschach · Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 7:58 pm Post subject:

You get a dirty mexican.

I put the mexican right back in.
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Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down and whisper "No." They had a choice, all of them. They could have followed in the footsteps of good men like my father or President Truman. Decent men who believed in a day's work for a day's pay. Instead they followed the droppings of lechers and communists and didn't realize that the trail led over a precipice until it was too late. Don't tell me they didn't have a choice. Now the whole world stands on the brink, staring down into bloodly Hell, all those liberals and intellectuals and smooth-talkers... and all of a sudden nobody can't think of anything to say.

Everwill wrote:

Pretty sure the episode count is over 9000.

^I got RRoD! Xbox Sent Away On: 11/1/09^

The Box
Box Jutsu

Roleplaying Characters:
No RPC
No RPC
No 3rd RPC
No 4th RPC
RPG Stats:
Shinobi Rank: Kage
Village: Kirigakure
Fame: 0
Reputation:
Training Points: N/A
Inventory: Tools for making NRC v4.5!

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fyodor666 · Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 8:00 pm Post subject:

And a puerto rican gardener comes out to make sweet love to lava.

I put my eyes in.

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May the shadow embrace you and guide you unto death.

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Tenshi's Gata Kaihen Changes: N/A
Kei's Gata Kaihen Changes:
-Flawless skin
-Hair 3 inches long and slightly spiky

Roleplaying Characters:
Hyuuga Malekith
Idzuna Tenshi
Ichigei Iro
Kei
RPG Stats:
Shinobi Rank: (SS)S-rank Missing-nin (Sannin of Konoha) ~ Genin(E) ~ Genin(E) ~ Genin(E)
Village: None ~ Iwa ~ Iwa ~ Iwa
Fame: 0
Reputation:
Training Points: 0
Inventory: Chakra Bo, Shoku, Twilight Bracers, 10 Smoke Bombs, 5 Soldier Pills, Coyote Contract, Tamotsu's Headband ~ Five-foot Wooden Pole, 25 Fuukiri Shuriken, 4 Kunai, 100 feet of Wire, 10 Smoke Bombs ~ 2 Pouches of Clay, Electricity-Modified Wooden Pole, 5 Smoke Bombs, Scroll (25 extra pouches of clay) ~ 5-foot Wooden Pole (with small spike on the butt end), 5 Kunai, 50 ft of Wire, 5 Smoke Bombs

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