The Life Of A House.... Husband....

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TriggerHappyTurtle · Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 3:11 am Post subject:

"Six minutes, shit I could do this in four." He joked around already proceeding to get down to business, which lead him to yell out a few randomly hilarious obscenities which made there way downstairs one in particular was "Whooo, ride 'em cowboy" several minutes later Slevin returned downstairs shirtless waiting for Tamotsu to limp down the stairs he looked over at Danmos "Shirt's dirty now." walking past him going into the laundry room finding another shirt which seemed the same. He threw it over went washed his hands and sat at the table "Thing is I don't need to punch him." Slevin joked no longer really in the mood for food. He stood again walking off to the bathroom having the sudden urge to well use the restroom. He walked out a few seconds later looking at Tamotsu pulling a packet of cigarettes out from his back pocket "Sure you don't want one? Oh and I wouldn't sit for a while." he giggled out.
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Teddy · Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 3:18 am Post subject:

The clone looked at Danmos and then sighed. "No their fucking one post ago. Keep up with the topic. And sure I'll get you one." The clone said as he walked into the kitchen and then heard the cowboy comment. He walked back to Danmos and spoke nonchalantly. "It's better then I'll ride you to the moon and back. Trust me, not one of my best days."

Tamotsu walked out of the room, not limping but sore more then before. He walked down, the stairs, a hickey on his neck and his hair pushed to one side. Slevin offered him a smoke but this promptly led to Tamotsu grabbing him by the shoulder and throwing him right back out the front door, this time shattering the door.

"Next time.... it's left right left left right. Not left right right right down." He growled as he took a plate of food and destroyed it almost instantly.
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Dethboat · Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 3:34 am Post subject:

There was not much to be said about certain comments, and as long as he didn't bring up they wouldn't start talking about their...methods. The clone went and got him a fork while offering more sexual references which Danmos really didn't want to hear about. And then Slevin came down he had this appearance on that he had won some kind of battle continuing the punching joke and then leaving to the restroom. When the other guy came down he saw more of the pained yet exhilarated look. He came down and right as Slevin offered him a cigarette he freaked out and nailed him straight through the door knocking it completely off its hinges and then crushing a plate with his hands. This guy was...really scary maybe it wasn't a jutsu seal at all that Tamotsu had given him but a fraction of his physical strength. He scarfed down the rest of the salmon and then leaned out the side of the door frame looking to see Slevin a small distance away and then making his way back he looked to Tamotsu and then to Slevin again and now knew who was the 'man' of the relationship and who was the Bitch female of the relationship. he wondered when Suteki would get here so he had someone to hang out with that wouldn't totally kill him. He decided to come right out with his questions as these two were going no where fast.

"So as fun as all this is,I'm kinda confused here. I remember Slevin going out with Torio yet you two act as a couple, and when did Slevin become Raikage? And what else have I missed out on these past two weeks?

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Junichiro
Danmos
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Shinobi Rank: D, S
Village: Kirigakure, Kumogakure
Fame: 0 | 16
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TriggerHappyTurtle · Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 3:42 am Post subject:

Slevin flew from the house into the yard springing up immediately he ran to the house accidentally tripping on one of the steps, he laughed falling and breaking the first step another thing that needed to be replaced. Once again he stood making his way into the house noticing the shattered pieces of the door "God, that was brilliant." Slevin said with a smile looking at Tamotsu. He rushed over and picked him up slinging over his shoulder and sitting beside Danmos sitting Tamotsu on his lap looking over as if to make the situation more awkward "Yeah, this is my husband. I don't think you've been fully introduced to each other." he said letting go of Tamotsu looking back at the door "I've always wanted a screen-door as well." he said as if the whole situation had happened he felt no further need to talk about it unless Tamotsu wanted to continue with his dirty jokes which if so he'd happily oblige. He had to say one more thing hoping Tamotsu wouldn't beat the hell out of him "I thought I was doing it just right, you were purring like that Neko in that other thread."
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Teddy · Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 3:53 am Post subject:

Tamotsu was lifted from his seat and sat on Slevin's lap as if he were a 3 year old whose mother wouldn't let him out of her sight. But then the clone gasped for air as he noticed one slight miscalculation on everyone's behalf. Everyone in the room was wearing clothes... But Tamotsu. The clone's eyes opened wide. "Tamotsu.... maybe you.... uh.... wanna wear something warmer?"

Tamotsu looked at the clone and then looked down at himself in all his naked glory. "Do you know how many fan girls would love to see this? I mean honestly, with 5000 fucking fame there are bitches out there who want to see this. And how dare you tell me to get dressed in my own house! I can do as I damn well please." He stood up on the coffee table and then pointed like an explorer having found something. "If I want to prance around like this I can. And I can say, Hello World! I am Hyusahi Tamotsu and this is Francisco."

"You name it Francisco?" The clone asked embarrassed.

"This is my house damnit!" He said as he jumped off the table, censored body parts flying about. He returned 5 minutes fully clothed and sat back down on Slevin's lap. "And you, keep Michael in check." He said to Slevin. "Now what did you ask kid?"
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Dethboat · Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 4:18 am Post subject:

There is a list in Danmos's head of things that he never ever wanted to see and genitalia was definatly at the very top of the list, it had taken him a while to notice Tamotsu was naked but as soon as he did he threw up the hood on his jacket and pulled it over his eyes and turned away, this was probably one of those things that would roam his memories for the entirety of his life however brief he may have seen Tamotsu. He would stay there until Tamotsu would return thankfully he was fully clothed so Danmos removed the hood and looked back to Slevin and then to Tamotsu, not wanting to even ask why he had found it right to jump up on a table completely naked in front of a minor. He instead got back to the matter at hand.

"That day...at the hospital, That guy that attacked me, he was surely going to kill me but you came as if from no where and gave me this seal...why?

Danmos actually had a lot of questions to ask Tamotsu but he decided to make his questions more like a conversation rather than an interrogation, and he was curious to know why this guy would just come up and give Danmos all this power for free.

Roleplaying Characters:
Junichiro
Danmos
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Shinobi Rank: D, S
Village: Kirigakure, Kumogakure
Fame: 0 | 16
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Training Points: 1070
Inventory: 1 genjutsu kunai, Books about clans, genjutsu's and ninjutsu's | 1 Nodaichi, 1 ocarina, 10 kunai, 50ft wire, 3 smoke bombs

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TheGreatWarMage · Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 12:42 pm Post subject:

Suteki was wondering in this tranquil rural area in the village. It was peaceful, birds singing, the wind blowing softly. She knew Slevin and Danmos headed this way. But she lost site of them. She continued searching looking for them. "Where the hell can..." She heard the crashing of something from a distance away. She headed to it getting lost again. "Jeez, where the hell" This time she heard yelling. Something like ride'em cowboy.... Some people that were walking near by turned towards the sound. "Holy shit, they are at it again.....Damn these new neighbors. It must be like 7 times a day." She figured she was on the right path. But the voices sounded far away.

She continued towards where the people were looking. She walked down the street and turned a corner. She had to be close, what she needed was a sign. Another loud noise, the sound of wood splintering. Again another set of neighbors walking around. "I think we should move out of this neighborhood....these fucking guys.."

She continued walking around, how far off could she be. After turning the next corner she saw a door in the middle of the road. For some reason...she felt she had the right place...

She walked over to the house without a door '...Should i knock....'

She decided to just walk in, perhaps not the best choice. The air was stale and foul. The smell of sweaty men and something else hung in the air. 'What was that smell...' She looked at seeing Danmos and Slevin with some guy sitting on his lap siting in a room. The guy seemed familiar...
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Suteki Yaku
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Jin
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Teddy · Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 12:58 pm Post subject:

OOC: Skipping Trigger to re-stabilize the posting order for it should be Me, Trigger, Deth then GMW.

Tamotsu sat there and his demeanor changed completely. His eyes gave a cold but welcoming look as he looked into the boy's soul and could see his personality. "You're a pussy." He said bluntly as he stood up from Slevin's lap and then walked over to Danmos and ripped the area of his shirt around his heart. He then held his hand to the boy's heart and the seal appeared. "But even with this, your power is your own." Tamotsu said as the seal pulsated with each beat of the ninja's heart.

"The Seal of the Underdog is a seal every Kage knows. They learn it from the elders. The same seal was given to me upon winning the Chuunin Exams." Tamotsu took off his shirt and then revealed an intricate seal of power. "A gift from the 6th Hokage." He stood up and then took a book from the bookcase and read a passage from a book.

"The Seal of the Underdog is a seal in which the sealer imparts a part of their knowledge into another's body by adding a special chakra coding. In essence, the person becomes as strong or as weak as the person giving it. However, it's power can be controlled to give a control burst of power." Tamotsu finished.

"I wouldn't let a child die out on the streets defending his home." Tamotsu said as his forehead began to bleed and his vision became blurred. "That seal is your new life.... use it.... and don't question...." Tamotsu's heart began to race as he fell backwards and through the coffee table, bleeding from his forehead.
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Dethboat · Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 2:00 pm Post subject:

Danmos returned the glare to Tamotsu, who proceeded to get up and expose the seal on Danmos's chest his eyes went wide with surprise but at least he explained himself instead of randomly ripping off Danmos's bandages and then his own. Tamotsu had suddenly lost his playful attitude and took on a more wise and mature persona as he explained the seal of the underdog to Danmos. He couldn't help but wish the seal was named something a little 'cooler', Seal of the Underdog implied that he was an Underdog...he may have been one at the time, but was he to be and Underdog forever? Alas he got over it real quick as he liked the idea of being more powerful and Tamotsu could easily take away his gracious gift, with death.

He felt that he needed to thank Tamotsu for this power he had given him, without which he probably wound't have been sitting where he was but before he could Tamotsu's head began to bleed and he looked disoriented falling over and through the coffee table which snapped in two. He got up to his feet quickly to see if he was o.k. he was no doctor and couldn't really help, so he looked around to see if Tamotsu had maybe been shot by someone outside of the window and as he did so Suteki had walked in he looked to her and then to Slevin and then back out the window looking to find some kind of hostile.

Slevin went to pick up Tamotsu and asked Danmos to help, this was the least Danmos could do for Tamotsu giving power to Danmos and would help him to the hospital.

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Roleplaying Characters:
Junichiro
Danmos
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No 4th RPC
RPG Stats:
Shinobi Rank: D, S
Village: Kirigakure, Kumogakure
Fame: 0 | 16
Reputation:
Training Points: 1070
Inventory: 1 genjutsu kunai, Books about clans, genjutsu's and ninjutsu's | 1 Nodaichi, 1 ocarina, 10 kunai, 50ft wire, 3 smoke bombs

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TriggerHappyTurtle · Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 3:45 pm Post subject:

Slevin stood immediately trying to run in such a small space to the coffee table which was only a few feet away he tripped landing on his face, he stood once again now standing over Tamotsu he gave him a pat on the side of the face continuously asking the questioning "Are you okay, you need to go to the hospital?" after a few seconds he decided it was best, he ran upstairs grabbing a towel from the bathroom upstairs wrapping it around Tamotsu patting him a few more times then tried to pick him up. Alevin didn't want to hurt the man by picking him up and possibly hitting him against something or other, he instead continuously moved his hands to and from his chest trying to find a way to not hurt him while picking him up.

After a few seconds he scooped him up holding him against his chest looking at Danmos "Stay here and make sure no one steals anything." he rushed from the door looking over at Suteki "Help Danny." he said hopping through the fleet of stairs and running across the lawn. After a few minutes he was at the hospital looking for a doctor or nurse to help him out.

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