The Life Of A House.... Husband....

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Teddy · Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 1:14 am Post subject:

Tamotsu sighed hoping the girl had not gotten the wrong impression. It wasn't that he wanted to be alone, it was that he was sure that the girl had more thing to do then be around a powerful ninja who lessened himself to a house-husband. He sighed as the clones dispersed, leaving his arms sore but mostly well. The house had been remodeled and painted. He even added a guest bedroom to the first floor. Proud of his work and the meal he had just finished preparing, he looked at the big dining table wondering if more then two people would ever eat there.

"I hate this much space." He growled.
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TriggerHappyTurtle · Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 1:32 am Post subject:

Slevin walked back to his new home with a light pep in his step he felt Danmos following him a bit far behind. He checked if he smelt like smoke which he did, there was no way he could possibly hide it in such a short time he found it odd that Tamotsu disliked the smell of it although most people disliked he personally did. Slevin hopped up the steps to his house looking like a common shinobi his button down and sweater left back at the Kage tower he simply wore his black tank-top undershirt. He tapped on the door yelling out "Honey I'm home" with a light smile he waited for Tamotsu to greet him.
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Teddy · Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 1:36 am Post subject:

Tamotsu was sitting in the living room when he smelt scotch and smokes. Which meant but one thing. "That asshole is back." He said as he stood up and heard the call of his lover. He walked to the door and smiled. "Slevin! My love. You smoked." He said as he kicked the door into Slevin's face, which came off the hinges and would have sent the both of them flying back several feet. "It's one thing to keep me waiting but to smoke and drink while Kage!? What kind of example are you trying to set? That you're an extra in Mad Men, the leading Emmy Award winning show on Cable!?" He growled furiously.
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Dethboat · Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 1:52 am Post subject:

Danmos hadn't done a good job of keeping up with Slevin, maybe it was because he was still recovering from the two weeks of comatose state and then suddenly moving about again, or the fact that maybe he just walked slower than most throughout daily life. Either way at least Slevin was in eye view so he could follow him as he went through a series of turns and straight aways throughout the city until they eventually reached a plot of land that looked to be about 2-3 acres with a lone cottage amidst the land. The area was beautiful to look at and although a little bare if Danmos ever lived to the age of retiring from the world of shinobi he would want to retire in a place similar to this. Slevin already ahead made it to the door and called out to his lover of whom he assumed to be Torio.

Danmos decided he needed to catch up to Slevin so it actually looks like Slevin invited him to their abode instead of Danmos barging in like he owned the place. As Danmos neared the door he heard a couple of words and then BAM Danmos got the privilege to receive a face full of door, the blow being so powerful Danmos was blown off his feet and landing a few feet away from the house, He could almost count the stars spiraling around his head as he lay there motionless waiting for the throbbing pain in his face to go away.

Owwww.....So...violent...It Torio always like this?

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Junichiro
Danmos
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Shinobi Rank: D, S
Village: Kirigakure, Kumogakure
Fame: 0 | 16
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TriggerHappyTurtle · Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 1:59 am Post subject:

"Damn, you get prettier everyday" Slevin said recovering from the blast from the door which knocked him back off of his feet onto the ground below. "Let's have all the little kids grow up to be like me and smoke and drink, cut off their deaths so they don't end so violently." he chuckled out letting his smart-ass comment out. "You knocked over our guest as well" he said pointing over to Danmos who had also been tipped over by the blast. He laughed seeing Danmos was okay, Slevin who had gotten the majority of the blast had recovered as well although leaving a red mark over his forehead, he smiled as it burned when he touched it "One of the disadvantages of being pale is that things like this show up." he said pointing to his forehead then continuing with his little joke "Not to mention hickies, which are also a great way to boost your popularity with the young people." he chuckled out pointing at another red mark which happened to rest on his neck.
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Teddy · Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 2:05 am Post subject:

Tamotsu saw that a second person arrived. But it was Slevin's comment that made him freeze and twitch slightly with his eye brow. "Did he.... make reference to what he said 2 threads ago?" Tamotsu said said as he whistled and then Ryuuken appeared and landed right above Slevin, almost certainly crushing him enough to break an arm. "You're annoying." He said as he walked out the house and then looked at the new comer who had arrived with Slevin. Then Tamotsu's eyes opened and then he recalled the event when he passed his power on to Danmos. "You're that kid. Well then come on in. I made some dinner." Tamotsu said as he waved his hand. "And fix the fucking door on your way in." He roared to Slevin.
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Dethboat · Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 2:21 am Post subject:

Danmos lifted his torso off the ground and rubbed his head, the blow wasn't all that bad maybe his brain had made it seem like a blow that would actually knock him back this far and his body mirrored his mind. He then got up to his feet and looked back to the house he saw Slevin there talking to another person it took him a while but then he remembered this person to be the one who had given him the seal that had made him comatose for 2 weeks in the exchange for power. He wondered what exactly was going on now, as he wasn't sure who this guy was and why he was at Slevin's house, more importantly where was Torio? When had they gotten married? He headed back to the cottage and almost jumped as the guy had roared at Slevin to fix the door, it almost sounded like this guy had whipped Slevin, which made him smile...on the inside so as not to invoke the wrath of Slevin.

He walked into the house which seemed to have been recently cleaned...or moved into, this guy may be OCD when it came to cleanliness so Danmos took off his sandals just in case. he wasn't sure exactly what to say to this person, He was pretty sure he was supposed to thank him but the person had suddenly become really intimidating to Danmos he was also pretty bad at meeting new people, even though they had 'met' once before, looking up to make eye contact but quickly losing it and looking back to the ground lost for words.

Roleplaying Characters:
Junichiro
Danmos
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No 4th RPC
RPG Stats:
Shinobi Rank: D, S
Village: Kirigakure, Kumogakure
Fame: 0 | 16
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Training Points: 1070
Inventory: 1 genjutsu kunai, Books about clans, genjutsu's and ninjutsu's | 1 Nodaichi, 1 ocarina, 10 kunai, 50ft wire, 3 smoke bombs

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TriggerHappyTurtle · Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 2:42 am Post subject:

Slevin laughed pushing the extremely large wolf off of him picking up the door up behind him dragging it to the house, he stepped up the stairs making a loud "Bump" after he did he jammed it into the door after he walked into the house so that it wouldn't open again "Need a new door" he yelled out looking for the two. After a few minutes he found the two Danmos looking somewhat scared which made Slevin smile a tad bit giving a pat on the back "Don't worry, he's harmless. Probably too damn sore to do anything." he chuckled sitting at the large table which was somewhat new to him noticing a broken cup which made him smirk, seeing as the rest of the house was perfectly organized. He stood picking up the pieces which had shattered onto the floor putting them into the newly found trash-can afterward sitting back down "Feel free to sit anywhere." he said directing it at Danmos.
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Teddy · Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 2:49 am Post subject:

Tamotsu came to Danmos and sighed. He was holding the Salmon he made earlier and then smiled. "It's okay. I know why he's so paranoid. Don't worry, I'm not mean. I just have a problem with his jokes sometimes. Luckily for me, even if he hits back it feels like a puff of a pillow hitting me." Tamotsu laughed as he gave the plate to the ninja and then summoned a Clone to sit with Danmos in the family room. Then without warning, Tamotsu disappeared with Slevin to the upstairs room and kissed him. "I'd say it takes him about 6 minutes to eat that food. Which is about one post. Thinks it's possible to get away with it?" Tamotsu asked as he proceeded to take his lover's clothes off.

Meanwhile the clone looked at Danmos and sighed. "They're probably fucking. Just eat."
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Dethboat · Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 3:03 am Post subject:

Danmos looked up to the guy as he neared he offered Danmos food which he would thank Tamotsu for and then did as he was directed and took a seat on a couch and looked at it for a while and the looked up to see Tamotsu sitting on a couch near Danmos but Slevin had disappeared entirely. the next comment was...very blunt, at first he didn't understand what he meant, but once he put 2 and 2 together he realized that they were quite literally "fucking" and Tamotsu had left a clone down with Danmos to basically babysit him. You could basically capture the awkwardness in a bottle and sell it. This also made Danmos utterly confused as he thought Slevin was going out with Torio and for Slevin to be with this guy meant that they either broke up or Slevin is awhore...not good person. He wanted to just eat the salmon and pretend nothing was going on but Tamotsu had failed to give him a fork and since Tamotsu had so graciously left Danmos someone to talk to while they went off to have sex he would try to strike up conversation with the clone trying to shoo away the awkwardness.

"...There...right now?..." "can I get a fork?

Roleplaying Characters:
Junichiro
Danmos
No 3rd RPC
No 4th RPC
RPG Stats:
Shinobi Rank: D, S
Village: Kirigakure, Kumogakure
Fame: 0 | 16
Reputation:
Training Points: 1070
Inventory: 1 genjutsu kunai, Books about clans, genjutsu's and ninjutsu's | 1 Nodaichi, 1 ocarina, 10 kunai, 50ft wire, 3 smoke bombs

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