An even weirder day

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Pikminavenger · Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 1:56 am Post subject: An even weirder day

Continued from here --->Previous thread

Ok what was Sucal doing? First off he had turned himself into a girl using a henge, and now he was fixing her stuffed rabbit that he himself had decapitated. Of course Hecate figured that he didn't know that, since either the head trauma knocked the wind out of him, or he was actually being nice on his own, but all the same Hecate didn't find it too amusing. Hey Sucal you don't have to disguise yourself like that, and you don't have to fix him for me. Really is it ok. she said softly, and with a bit of guilt rising within her. Look Sucal I didn't save you ok, you just showed up in my house, wearing a poncho, and sombrero speaking Spanish, and calling me beautiful, and it freaked it out. she said turning her head to face another direction away from him a bit of a blush still on her face. And the reason your lips taste like cherries is cause when you were uh... not yourself you well.....

She turned completely around, and walk forward a bit to get away from him. You well.. you kissed me.... there she freaking said it, it made her feel very uncomfortable, ashamed, annoyed, angry with the passion of one thousand suns, and slightly happy, but it mostly made her feel like a tornado unleashing it's furry upon a town of straw houses, an embarrassed tornado that is. Look just pack up your stuff, and go ok, I have had enough of a headache today and I don’t need any more problems, so... With a swipe of her hand upon the Air she opened a portal to the Ark, and pointed at it. Alright Sucal there is the door so why don't you make your way into it hmmm~? before she could do anything else a hand grabbed hers from within the portal, and pulled her inside of it with lighting speed. Shocked Hecate flew into it, and landed on the ground. The hell was.... wait who are you? The figured smiled slightly, and looked deeply into her eyes. I am Allen my dear, pleased to meet you. Tell me why I have not met you before, my goddess. With that statement Hecate's pedo alarm broke into a million pieces. Oh God he is a pedo, I just got kidnapped..... by….. wait another Crucis? Who the hell is this guy.

Alright Pedo stop right there, just tell me who you are before you go any further. I already told you honey, I am Allen, a Crucis just like you, and I must say I am very happy to be one right now. And why is that? she said tweaking an eyebrow[/b] Allen just smiled softly, and put his hand under his chin Because now I know the face of the new Crucis of dreams, and a lovely one at that too, tell me has Sucal over there been nice to you hmm? Hecate just blinked at that, not knowing what he meant, but something inside of her was telling her it was going to make her hurt him, in ways that would make medieval torture look like kindergarten.
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Sucal · Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 7:23 pm Post subject:

Sighing to himself, Sucal tried to find a way to put it as politely as he could. “We are in the middle of your home village, I am a ninja from another village, if they catch me here, both you and I will likely to be tortured to find out the depth of our association, and whether or not I had managed to get any village secrets out of you, through seduction or other methods. Not to mention the fact that having a male in your room unintended could lead to all kinds of rumors that you really don't want being spread around. If you get a reputation, then bad things will happen to both you and your career, and not all ninja's use their skills fairly or even nicely.”

Listening to the continuation of her rant seeming thing, he had a feeling that she was likely on drugs or something similar. For one thing how could he have turned up to her house if he had no clue where it was, it was basic ninja logic that even with a long distance technique you couldn't travel anywhere that you hadn't been to before, unless you had an anchor, and he was pretty sure he had no anchor. That was not including the stuff about him having called her beautiful. Not only did he no think that way about her, it would only be a distraction if he did, so it couldn't happen. Chances are that her drug trip had likely caused her to enter some kind of wish fulfillment fantasy, with him used as an avatar. The problem with that theory is that it didn't explain the poncho and sombrero which he had always wanted, but never actually bought, due to both the location of where he grew up and his ninja training overriding his ability to get one each time.

Considering that particular thought to its logical conclusion, either she had drugged him into doing something, or there was a third party involved in this equation, someone who hadn't yet played their hand fully even thought they had apparently made him kiss her.... Wait kiss her? When did I kiss her, I don't remember anything like that happening... Sadly enough however, he remembered something, blurry as it was, about having her close to him, possibly hug close. The problem was that it wasn't clear what ever it was, meaning that it might have happened, or it might have been a fantasy of his... which was another problem all on its own. If the best his subconscious could do as a fantasy was a hugging scene with Hecate of all people, then chances are that he really did need to get laid, like more then a couple of his trainers had advised.

Finishing the rest of his stitching with a flourish, he put the repaired bear over near the door, before grabbing up his stuff. It appeared that she was about to kick him out, but he had a feeling that he wouldn't be able to trust any portal that she created, a feeling that was soon vindicated. After all, if he had have opened up the portal, then chances are that wouldn't have happened.. After a couple of seconds he realized that his feeling superior was rather stupid, if only because of the fact that he couldn't taunt Hecate about it due to her apparent abduction. Drawing a kunai, he cut through the air with a rather 'definitive' motion, cutting open the air into a very clear V shaped portal. Passing through the portal, he heard his name being mentioned, which stopped him putting his kunai away. Just because the apparent abductor was a crucis, didn't mean he wouldn't need to use it. “Who are you, and why do I have a funny desire to stab you in the crotch a couple of times."
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Pikminavenger · Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 12:10 am Post subject:

As Sucal entered the Portal Allen smiled at him. Oh hi Sucal I see your feeling better now. That little pipe worked itself off hmm? Wait what.... Hecate asked confused at Allen, not knowing how mad she was most likely going to be in a minute. Well~ he said a flash of light overcoming him for a moment before he continued. Sucal here seemed bored so I had him introduced to a little friend of mine, and well he seemed so happy, that I just thought he could use some company is all. Allen stated backing up a bit as he could feel an aura coming from Hecate. You...... she said menacingly, while looking down at the ground, a veil of dark chakra visible around her body. Your the reason.... Your the reason that I lost my first kiss to that jerk! Hecate yelled as she withdrew a Kunai, and shoved Allen up against a wall.

Smiling at him, she moved the kunai next to his throat, and spoke in a soft vicious voice directly into his ear. Alright pal explain yourself.... Now! Well, it the explanation is quite a simple one, you see.... I was bored~ With the force of one thousand angry baggers Hecate proceeded to shank him in the stomach, and throw him down against the ground. That's your reasoning? YOU WERE BORED! Yea, being alive for a while will do that too you, besides if you stop stabbing me for two seconds you will realize that, I can be of more help then hindrance.

Hecate still mad, but now curious, tweaked an eyebrow, and looked at him suspiciously. Ok what do you mean by that? If you are just trying to pull the wool over my eyes, I will actually use my full power on you, Crucis, or not. Allen chuckled a bit as the wound on him finally restored itself, and he stood up. Well for starters I can point you to a place that is how do you say it? A ‘library’ of information? It was created by previous generations of Crucis, and well since not to many have appeared as of late, it has been underused, and it seems like a shame, so I can point you to where it is, of course if you aren't in a hurry I can tell you a few things about the Crucis, but that is only if my dear angel you are not in a rush Hear that, that was the sound of Hecate smacking Allen, quite hard. I am not your angel, and I am not in a rush, but seeing how you are so far the most annoying..... Hecate stopped herself from speaking, and looked at Sucal, blinked, and then looked back at Allen, The second most annoying person I have met, I would rather go jump into a pit of fire then listen to you. Soooooo, that's a maybe then? Allen stated as he got smacked again. This clan seems like a bunch of jerks so far, I wonder if there is a way out of it......
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Sucal · Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 12:44 am Post subject:

Looking at Allen before looking at Hecate, Sucal sighed and did his best to reign in his temper. He was really irritated at Allen for fucking with him, and he was getting more then slightly annoyed at Hecate as well. It appeared that his efforts at trying for a truce were in vain, and if it wasn't for the fact that he had to stop Hecate from killing the other guy, he would have more then likely left the area. Instead he settled for making a snarky remark.. “Thanks for telling us how you feel Hecate, next time I wont bother even trying to be nice.” Playing around with his kunai, he made it a point to have the pointy part between the two of them, creating a visible separation.

“How exactly do I know that I can trust you.” Looking at Allen, Sucal put extra emphasis on the word I. He also did his best to try and read the Crucis, a trick that supposedly was able to help people spot lair's. He wasn't very good at it however, and so was unable to tell exactly what the other person was up too. “Last time you tried to 'help' me out, it lead to some rather unfortunate consequences, and the whole thing was apparently your way of relieving boredom. This so called 'library' might just be your way of furthering your amusement even further.”

Dropping the henge, Sucal channeled chraka into his feet before stomping on the ground. For a second or two, nothing happened, before a blade like jet of water sliced out from the ground, scything towards the Crucis of love. Before it hit, the water slammed itself into the wall next to him, cutting straight through it. “Unlike with her, I can hurt you, and if this goes pear shaped, or it looks like your trying to screw me over... Lets just say the words prince Albert will be the source of many nightmares to come... and that will be just me getting warmed up.”
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Pikminavenger · Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 1:04 am Post subject:

Sucal to be honest when you were being nice.... it scared me. Hecate decided to say before looking at Sucal launch his attack forward at an unresponsive Allen. Well that is a good threat, and all if it had any merit, since right now you can not hurt me. Allen said smirking as he jumped back a bit, and sighed. You see I can copy all the other Crucis's powers with my own, I am what is known as the Crucis of love, though I might not show it at all times I do however care about others, among other thing~ he said winking to Hecate, as she hissed at him. Ahem, but in any case the reason you can trust me is that to be frank I would not harm this girl you see, and if you travel with her there I can assure you it won't be a trap, besides I only messed with you partially because you seem to strict about life, go on relax a little bit you are immortal now after all. Hecate blinked at that, she did know that she was immortal, bjut she hadn't realized if any of the other Crucis knew that they were immortal as well, but that little thought had to take a side tour for now since if Sucal did not know that he was, he did know now. So anyway...... what is this about some random doohickey, in the middle of nowhere?

Allen face palmed Really now, do pay attention, please it would be a shame if you didn't listen to what actually matters right now. Which are words, you know they have syllables? And meanings? Hecate twitched, and glared at him. Alright, alright point taken! Geez you two are really sticks in the mud, anyhow this place is not part of the Ark, but it is protected by its power, now I can show you where it is, but instead of reading a book, why not demonstrate something’s for you guys? Hecate sighed from the sheer amount of arrogance this guy emanated, and just attempted to listen to it, almost falling asleep out of the level of boredom, and annoyance she was feeling towards him. Alright prof’, if you’re going to show us something hurry up, and do it already before both me, and Sucal here get bored out of skulls. Psh how rude, oh well wasn't expecting much more then that out of you my dear. he took a pause and then continued Well since you both know that you are immortal now, what would you say if I were to tell you that you can choose how you look? Big deal I can do the henge technique.... Allen chuckled a bit, Oh no, no, this is not a henge this is an actual transformation, as in your body becomes that age, not you simply performing the illusion of it being done. For example, just concentrate on the Ark power within you, and simply attempt to picture what you would look like at the age you want to become, don't worry it will stay accurate, and adjust for anything weird you may come up with~ Hecate bonked him on top of the head. Like I would think of anything weird, you pedo. Anyway I suppose it is worth a shot, what do you think Sucal?
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Sucal · Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 1:28 am Post subject:

“I think we have found the real Crucis of perversion. I also would like to point out that the fact I can't hurt him means I can cause more pain then I was going to before. “ Sucal was doing his best to ignore Hecates comment about scaring her when he was trying to be nice, he shoved it in the back of his mind, where there was quite a lot of things to deal with. He would have to get around to clearing the back of there out one day, but that would be a problem for another time. He also had a feeling that doing such a thing would take him out of commission for a while as he tried to sort out various things he had suppressed, and could even change him, but hopefully not too much. His comment about not hurting him because of her being there also wasn't very reassuring, after all the fact of the matter was that it was unlikely for her to actually be hurt due to that rather irritating little power that the two of them have.

“You seem to be assuming that I'm actually interested in this library at this time. If I am truly immortal now like you have said then I shouldn't even be wasting my time here right now, its not like I'm wanted or needed here and the time could be best spent with those I'm going to out live, rather then the two of you who seem to have more in common.” The fact that he might be immortal was rather discontenting, considering that it practically changed and redefined his life plans, negating quite a few of them, meaning he would have to try and find replacements. He would have to give up his partial dream of becoming Mizukage, since he was well aware that holding a position as he lived for ever would more then likely change him, not to mention the fact that he wouldn't be able to understand future generations. And he didn't even want to think about children, since what ever had changed him could end up being genetic, and he wouldn't risk passing it on until he knew what it was, out of fear that they might inherit a potential genetic time bomb.

Which meant that he would likely have to stick around with the other two for at least a little while, instead of enjoying the time with his family and friends. Which wasn't really on the list of the thing that he wanted to do since he really wanted to strange Allen, and Hecate wasn't really all that much better. The thought of the three of them being stuck together for the next couple of thousand years put a look of visible horror on his face, before he quickly suppressed it. Perhaps learning that technique would be useful after all, so that he could attempt to hide from the others in the future. “I supposed such a move could be useful if it actually existed in a safe form to use. I most likely wont, since it would cause people to ask too many awkward questions, but its always useful to have options."
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Pikminavenger · Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 1:54 am Post subject:

Options you say? Responded Allen, Now that is more like it, and I have to say I am not the Crucis of perversion...... that is pleasure believe you me. Hecate turned to look at Sucal, and actually let out a little giggle at that comment he made, and winked at him as if to say 'nice one', before turning to look at Allen again. Ok then like I said before just picture what you look like, or for you guys what you think you will look like, and use the power the Ark to perform the actual transformation~

With that Hecate sighed, and began to concentrate like Allen said to do. It wasn't that hard, but at the same time not that easy, since picturing herself wasn't so bad it was the chakra part she hated. With a slightly nervous air about her, Hecate focused on what his description of what had happened, and in poof like a henge, Hecate stood there looking like thi, and now standing at 5’ 7” tall -->

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Hey it worked…. Not half bad, but…. Ehhh What’s wrong? Hecate stood there paralyzed a bit, and looked at Allen annoyed. Clothes. Are. To. Tight. she stated gasping a bit from the lax of oxygen she was getting, before reversing it back to her ‘original age’, and breathed a sigh of relief as she now could actually breath one. Aww but I liked that— Before he could continue to speak Hecate glared at him, I know what you’re going to say, and no I am not going to return to it, not while you are here in any case. But I-- NO! Hecate yelled, bonking him on the head, and taking a step away from him. You don’t get to talk right now pedophile, not now… not ever. She stated as though she was scolding a child, before looking at Sucal. Alright, why don’t you give it a try hmm? I can’t wait to see what you look like.
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Sucal · Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 2:26 am Post subject:

Watching Hecates new form, two things passed through his mind. The first was that she was going to fill out nicely when she grew, up in all sorts of interesting ways, and the second was that he really really hated puberty. ”Fucking hormones” Muttering under his breath, he was more then happy to see her change back, but there was certainly a part of him that wanted her to stay like that, a part that he immediately threw under lock and key, and made sure to suppress deeply. It was not something that he really wanted to deal with at the moment, too many things were changing way faster then he could handle.

Deciding he needed a way to distract himself, he opened his mind to the ark, trying to perceive that way that he would look in a couple of years. Realizing that he would burst out of his clothes he sighed. “I'm gonna have to use a henge to make sure my clothes stay on.” Preparing for the change as his mental image came to the forefront, a brief idea for revenge came to mind, and an image came from that idea. Beginning the change, he felt his body shift and change, slowly undergoing changes, but a lot smoother then Hecates, in that there was no smoke, one advantage of his superior skill in ninjutsu, even though the process was a hell of a lot different to a normal change that came from a henge. Then there was an ominous ripping sound, meaning that Sucal had forgotten to henge his clothes...

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With his hands, and the tattered remains of his clothes, Sucal did his best to hide his.. I mean her body from the other two people that she was currently in the ark with. “Don't look at me perverts, I forgot to make my clothes bigger” Her face, which hadn't blushed in ages, was a bright shade of crimson red.
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Pikminavenger · Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 2:52 am Post subject:

When Hecate saw him, uh her, she just fell to the ground in the typical anime comedic fashion, and began to twitch on the ground. I was kissed... by a girl? I am a lesbian... As she lay there semi conscious, and muttering random crap about being scared, Allen had other ideas. Hot. he said as he had his nose bleed a bit. So Sucal you are really a girl, well that makes this much more interesting~<3 Allen said putting on his pedo bear face, and snaking closer to Sucal.

So tell me Sucal, how long have you been hiding your true colors with a henge? I could have sworn that you were a man, but in reality this is a surprise, in fact I have an idea, and I think Hecate could be apart of it as well~ Ok that got Hecate's attention away from wallowing in self pity, and loathing. And what do you mean by that? she said standing back up again, looking at him. Well, it is quite simple I purpose that we have.... A THREESOME! Without even thinking, Hecate moved next to Allen, and beat him into a wall. Ok I don't know what is worse the fact that I just saw Sucal, turn into a natural girl, or the fact that you want to have a threesome, honestly I don't know, so instead of thinking of which is worse I think the best course of action would be to kick your sorry ass so hard, that you will never be able to move again. So.... he said raising a finger into the air. That is a 'no?' Hecate just dropped him, and stepped away slowly. Ok that's it, I am the only sane person here it is official.... I give up you guys win, do whatever you want, as long as it doesn’t involve me, my brain doesn't need to be broken anymore. Backing away even further Hecate planted herself back onto the ground, and just swirled her hand on the ground. I hope this is all a dream...... cause if it isn't I am going to need therapy....
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Sucal · Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 3:32 am Post subject:

Sucal, looking rather annoyed at Allen from his perch, decided that he would get a slightly better form of revenge then Hecate, especially since what ever little trick that Allen was using made him able to regenerate things that could be considered dangerous, or even fatal. Pulling his mind back to some of his classes at the academy, he brought up the memory of his 'counter seduction' classes, and copied the poses and body language that the teacher used. Although he didn't know it, his body was preforming it as if he was trained in those area's, a natural so to speak.

“That sounds like fun, Hecate, why don't you do that new trick of yours so we can have a real fun time.”

Fluttering 'his' eyebrows, he sent a smoldering look towards Hecate and Allen, carefully uncovering his hands and dropping the stuff, so that he gave the two of them a 'free' look. “Do you like what you see... How about a closer look.” Walking towards them, he put a bit of a strut into his step, doing his best to appear to be seductive, though he would have failed a proper class if he had been at school for it. Moving around the two of them, he wrapped himself around Hecate for a second, whispering in her ear as if he was speaking sweet nothings. “Don't react to what I'm about to do, and Ill let you stab me a couple of times for being a pervert later.” Kissing her, he quickly extracted one of the kunai that he had seen hidden up her sleeve, while making it look like he was groping Hecate. Then turning towards Allen, he made it look like he was about to do the same, before taking his kunai, and slicing the older Crucis's 'little boy' off. Jamming the kunai into the guy's gut, Sucal stormed away.

“Now I know why women hate perverts so much.. Hecate, I apologize for every mean thing I've ever said to you, the last couple of minutes have given me a new respect for your gender. I don't know how can you stand the weird bloody hormones floating around your blood, not to mention the blood cramps, and my new found obsession for chocolate covered bloody oysters, but honestly, if I had heros, you would now be one of them.” Waving his hands around in the air, Sucal didn't notice when his form began to change, into that of his true older form, rather then the gender bent version he had been using before.

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Almost like he was going to continue, Sucal stopped and looked down, before throwing a smoke bomb down and quickly changing into a spare set of clothes he kept around for when he needed them for a henge. When he was about to start ranting again, he realized something, and put a hand to his mouth, realizing that once again he could take cherries. The thought seemed to stop him in his tract, and left him in a silent contemplating pose, as if he was thinking about something deep, just staring into space.

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