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Sucal · Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 1:51 am Post subject:

“I feel perfectly fine. Some guy gave me the essence of happiness that comes in gaseous form and I've never felt any better in my entire life. There's not a cloud in the sky, I have a beautiful angel right here beside me, I feel as light as the air, and the only thing that could possibly ruin this day would be the appearance of the mystically dark lord Fluffy. Luckily the mystical food of protection shall protect us from his unholy appetites and lusts, or at least long enough for me to get another magical sombrero of Fluffy-go-bye-bye to replace the one that you accidentally destroyed.” Looking down at the broken remains of his once proud protection, Sucal sniffed back a couple of tears, before speaking in its memory.

“Adiós el amigo orgulloso, puede su luz gloriosa viva encendido en el mundo venir, protegiendo la tierra magnífica de la pizza nunca que fluye fluye de los que prefieran la empanada” Holding the hat close to his chest, he released it in the general of the window, so that it might gently flow on though the winds for the rest of eternity. Turning away from the window, he never noticed as the hat flopped gently down to the ground, and caused a 3 carriage pile up. “How do you know me anyway, I'm pretty sure that I would remember such a gentle and delicate flower as yourself, and I certainly would remember the taste of your nectar if I had experienced it before. Indeed, if it wasn't for the fact that I would likely deliver a mortal insult in doing so, based on your reactions from before, I would likely be more then happy to taste again.”

With a flash, he detected something off in the air, and held off answering the rest of the questions until he dealt with the problem. Drawing a kunai, he carefully tested the edge before moving over to the kitchen, gently brushing past Hecate on the way through, but making sure not to do it in any way that could be considered in appropriate. Channeling a little bit of chraka into his hands, he made up his mind and move forward, not only quickly but decisively. With quick ninja like reflex's, he attacked, throwing the kunai in a wide ark as it went towards its target... a fluffy pink rabbit that was sitting menacingly on one of the cupboards, spying for its evil lord and master.

With a satisfied smirk, he watched the kunai strike true, decapitating it in a single blow. Turning back around in triumph, he struck a hero pose (think Gai and Lee's 'nice guy pose'), complete with shining teeth, its own misty sunrise back ground and heavy metal theme music. Holding it for a couple of seconds that its glory might light up the room, Sucal returned to his cooking, quickly and deftly, retrieving the corn things out of the oven with a flourish, sending them flipping through the air to land on two plates that seemingly appeared from nowhere. Getting the dish from the frying pan, he concentrated for a second before throwing that too into the air, quickly followed by several groups of vegetables that had just appeared already cut up.

With an abuse of ninja skills that would have left the average academy student green with envy, Sucal used two clean shurikans to juggle the food, making sure to keep it perfectly balanced even as it mixed together, forming a rather tasty looking mince and vege brown goop. Returning to the plates, he stood still for a couple of seconds, then moving his hands with flicker like speed, caught all the remaining food onto the carefully prepared corn bread he had placed there earlier. Smiling with satisfaction, he added a small amount of sour cream on top, making sure that everything was perfect. Then with a flourish, he bowed down in front of her, holding the two plates for her inspection. “My lady, I present to you, the finest dish of holy protection that is known to man. The holy mince enchiladas of shielding, guaranteed protection from any evil force that may try to force itself upon you, or try to harm you or anything you care about, like that evil spawn of Fluffer I just vanquished."
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Pikminavenger · Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 3:15 am Post subject:

Hecate watched, and listened as Sucal complimented her, and spoke in a language that she didn't understand. She would have tried to find a peaceful resolution to what was wrong with him, if it had not been for the act of decapitating her little Mr. Bon Bon, but as Hecate looked upon the sweet little stuffed bunnies head fall to the ground, she let out a tear. Mr. Bon Bon.... no..... she said with a small whimper, that had been a gift from her parents a long time ago, and she had loved the little guy to death, and sadly now he was facing that very thing. Hecate did not notice what else Sucal had done, and simply walked over to a cabinet, and picked up a frying pan out of it. Sucal, you need a reality check, for you have just not only made me worry about your sorry ass, and kissed me without permission, but you also decapitated a stuffed animal of mine that was the very first one I had ever gotten, and was a present from my father oh so long ago. With eyes burning from almost as much passion that Sucal had, a light flickered from Hecate, as she raised the pan up into the air above him. Sucal, I feel a little bad about this, but your brain must be broken in some way, and since I am no medic, and hospitals cost too much I will have to cure with you the good old smack on the head.

Like lightning Hecate struck him upon the top of the head with the frying pan, and with a glint in her eyes, she reached with her other hand to where some Tylenol was on the counter, ready to give it to him after he came to a bit. I hope this works, and it doesn't work honestly I don't know what to do, other than well be disturbed, very very disturbed. She thought as she retracted the pan back into a resting position in her hand. Now then Sucal, it is Hecate are you feeling better? Wanting to insult me now? Belittle me? Call me mossy bites? Cause if you don't feel that way still I am going to have one hell of a medical bill to pay.
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Sucal · Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 5:51 am Post subject:

Upon being whacked on the head, two things happened to Sucal. First of all, the food that he had spent so much time and trouble making hit the floor. Looking at it for a couple of seconds, he did his best not to break down crying. All that hard work that he had put into preparing the dish, all the ingredients that he had carefully selected, the preparation, the cooking time, all made especially so that he could protect them from the dark lord. And she just tossed it all away, dooming them to an eternity of endless torment, in the evil catnip mines of Evilus Lairis 13666. The lord Fluffy had won and the end of the world was soon to be nigh.

“Do you know what you have done. First you destroyed the mystical sombrero of Poncius Gitus the First, beloved to be the only thing that can resist the rage of Fluffies evil. Then when I cook you a holy dish to protect you from the evil one, you go and whack me on the head” A look of dawning realization came to him, and he reached for a knife. “Foul Succubus, your trying to bewitch me aren't you, this was your evil plan. First you use your foul charms to allure me with your false beauty until I dropped my guard, THEN you destroy one of the only weapons which is strong enough to defeat the evil one. Your working with him, she witch from the black lagoon. Your going to kill me aren't you, then rule the world with your twisted freak of nature lover, and spawning a new race of half human, half swamp monster and half puppy dog brats. I think not, your evil reign of terror shall end here."

About to launch an attack at Hecate, Sucal was caught off guard when a fluffy bear fell from the roof and landed on his head. Combined with the damage from the frying pan just a few seconds/minutes from before, he fell to the ground with a rather terrible sound, the little red bear sitting on his beck, smiling cheerfully at Hecate, in its default pose and face position. Sucal on the other hand, was lying prone and unmoving, save for the slight up and down movement of his chest.
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Pikminavenger · Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 6:05 am Post subject:

Thank God I bought that bear. was the only thought that Hecate had the moment, since almost falling under attack from Sucal, though he did have a point, she was a bit like a succubus in nature. This too brought another thought to her mind as she poked Sucal with a spoon that was lying on the table a little while ago. Succubus are cool~ After prodding him for a few second she just stood up, and began to clean up her kitchen from the mess Sucal had made. Sighing Hecate looked at him, What am I going to do with you Sucal your like a child, well you are one, and hell I am not your babysitter, but then again I suppose being a crazy, but nice drunk isn't a bad thing, just rest a bit, and feel better when you wake up. she said with a bit of a tender tone to her voice, finally he seemed like he was at peace, and she did have to admit he did look slightly cute asleep, of course so did bears, and lions, so in the end that was a bad statement.

with a yawn she sat moved over him, and went to sit down on her couch, and just closed her eyes, it had been one hell of a hectic morning, first off Sucal showing up high, or drunk or whatever he was her getting kissed, and then she lost her little Bon Bon bunny, and let us not forget that he was speaking Spanish, a language that confused her more than she had been to start off with. As a few minutes passed Hecate just sat there unflinching, and pondering one thing over, and over again. Whoever made him do this..... is going to die, a very, very, very horrible death...... Now all that was left was to wait for the little punk to wake up, and oh boy could Hecate not wait to deal with him again.
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Sucal · Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 4:04 am Post subject:

The first thing that he woke up to was pain. A sharp jarring, throbbing pain on his head, which seemed to be delighting in sparking with every beat of his heart. It really really hurt, but it also was affecting his concentration. For some reason he felt almost ecstatically slap happy, like nothing could phase him, and that everything in the world was puppy dogs, kittens and fluffy bunny rabbits, but the last thing was certainly something that held a slight bit of dread. Concentrating, he used some of his shinobi training to push such unnatural thoughts aside, so that they wouldn't affect his performance. Though he made a mental note to see a shrink. There was nothing more delusional then thinking that the world was perfect.

Listening for a couple of seconds, he realized that he wasn't in the safety of his own home. The ambient sounds were all wrong, with the usual sound of the waves breaking on the surf not there. In fact, he could barely smell any moisture in the air at all, something that was both foreign and extremely discomforting to his Water country bred noise and nature, having grown up with water always nearby. There was also a strange taste on his lips, perhaps some kind of poison or truth syrup, meaning that it was likely he was captured by an enemy, and soon to be tortured and interrogated. But it was a rather stupid enemy, as he could easily feel the weight of his pouches, his extremely full pouches. His extremely full pouches that contained plenty of explosive tags, and other objects which were just as useful.

Snaking a hand down to his belt, he carefully undid a pouch, retrieving a shurikan. While it wasn't as useful as a kunai, it was far easier to hide in the palm of his hand. Controlling the sounds of his own breathing, he did his best to listen, in an attempt to detect any watchers, before he let them know that he was conscious. There was the sound of at least one other persons breathing in the room, which appeared to be directly above him, meaning his weapon sneak was more then likely to have already been noticed. Sighing to himself softly under his breath, he opened one of his eyes, and then closed them again.. It was only Hecate, sitting awfully close to him..

Wait what

Opening his eyes extremely quickly, he saw that it indeed Hecate, she was not only close to him, but wearing a slightly self satisfied smirk, and he also appeared to be in a place that he had never been before. Flipping himself to his feet, he did his best to stop himself from having a panic attack, at the sudden horrific turn that this appeared to be taking. “Where am I, what am I doing here and ….” Tasting his lips again, he realized that he recognized the flavor. "Why do my lips taste like Cherries?”
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Pikminavenger · Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 4:25 am Post subject:

As Sucal stirred, and awoke in a confused daze all Hecate could think of was how to screw with him, so quickly in her mind she began to formulate a plan of action against his slightly damaged brain. Oh your awake, about time. she said with a sinister grin on her face. I thought for sure that you would have died, after falling off that mountain top around Kiri, good thing I was getting ready to see if Coryn needed help with whatever he was going to plan, or else I would have not been able to rescue you, from the rocks of doom~. Closing her eyes in a playful fashion she ignored the fact that he was paranoid of where he was, and instead she just sighed. You're in my home Sucal, so do not worry the dark lord fluffy is nowhere near you, and does not exist. Hecate said smiling. Oh, and by the way nice outfit~

Hecate blinked when he mentioned that his lips tasted like cherries, and with a mini fallout around her head it turned a bright red. I..I...I don't know why they would taste that way... honest, perhaps you had some before you left huh? hehehehehe All danger senses within her body screamed for her to react in a hostile way towards him before he figured it out, but she knew better since the little prick was far smarter than others she had met in the past, and most likely he had already figured out, or remembered what had happened. In a desperate attempt to change the subject Hecate got up from where she sitting, and walked over toward the kitchen area, and began to clean up the mess. Please don't notice that I blushed.. please don't notice that I blushed..
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Hio [D-Class.Missing-Nin] [S-Rank]
Erika Guren [Jounin, S-Rank] {Guren Clan Leader}
Kaede, [Genin, E-Rank]
Chachamaru, [Genin, A-Rank]
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Sucal · Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 1:20 am Post subject:

Spoiler:

Turning back his memory, Sucal couldn't find any particular memory of any rocks, especially not any that could be considered 'rocks of doom'. The last thing that he could actually remember was finding a small bookshelf type thing in the Ark, and even that was more then a little fuzzy. The strange thing about the story however, was the fact that she claimed to have saved him, and only because she was in the area helping Coryn. As unlikely as the idea of her actually trying to help one of the others was, that wasn't the major problem with the story. If she knew were Coryn was, why didn't she just drop him off at his place, so that he wouldn't actually end up leaving the village. After all, if he was found in her apartment by her villages security, then it was more then likely that he would end up arrested, and very likely he would be tortured, by the Suna ANBU no less.

Flicking his hands into a seal or two, he henged into the form of a 13 year old girl, the type of person that wouldn't be amiss to be found inside Hecates apartment. While it wouldn't do much if the ninja actually decided to try and investigate, he would at least be able to pass civilian inspection, and perhaps even a quick glance or two from a ninja. Twirling a lock of long blond hair, he tried to work out why Hecate had been blushing at the mention of cherries. There were two options that he could see, and each one was equally as unlikely as the other. The first option was that she decided to take advantage of him while he was knocked out, and that was unlikely if only for the fact that the only part of him sore/hurt/overused was his head. The other solution was that she had to preform CPR or something on him, which he had a feeling that he would have likely been left to die if that was the case.

Noticing the headless rabbit on the floor, Sucal picked it up and looked at it for a second, doing his best to restrain a laugh at the fact that big bad Hecate kept stuffed animals. Picking up the head, he went over to his scroll, looking at it for a couple of seconds, before unsealing his sewing kit. Taking out a needle and some thread, he began to slow down his breathing, before making his first stitch. One of the more useful things that his mother taught him, it saved him a bundle when it came to fixing clothes. Not to mention the fact that he could use it to fix his own wounds if he had to. It wasn't really that much, but since Hecate had apparently saved his life, he figured it would be best to fix one of her toys. And if she ever brought up again later, he would specifically make sure that a couple of them ended up magically appearing on the desk of her boss.
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Teddy · Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 10:32 am Post subject:

OOC: Training Complete for both.
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Pikminavenger · Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 1:58 am Post subject:

Continuation

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Hio [D-Class.Missing-Nin] [S-Rank]
Erika Guren [Jounin, S-Rank] {Guren Clan Leader}
Kaede, [Genin, E-Rank]
Chachamaru, [Genin, A-Rank]
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