Kagerou
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Hello, World!Hey, I'm David, you can call me Dave, Davito, Kagerou, whatever.
Yeah, I'm new here (Obviously) so before I begin, would anyone like to offer me some friendly advice? Maybe if you do, I'll dispense some wisdom of my own... Is anyone interested? I would be.
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Emmy_Bear
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Well I will tell you this. The best part of the site is its Interactive AI mainframe. It can hear your questions if you speak in your speakers while you are on the index page. No mic is needed. Ask a question and it will run a search of any topics or posts that might hold your answer. Go ahead and try it.
* giggles to herself in the corner* no joke, it's true * laughs quietly hiding her face*
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Kagerou
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NEATO! I can't wait to start using this AI thi-
...Wait a second! I think you're pulling my leg, yeah right like I'd fall for that! (Although I did actually try for a few seconds...) Anyway, I did say I would dispense some wisdom. Here goes: Never eat sponges and then drink water. You'll blow up like a balloon.
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Emmy_Bear
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*stops eating sponges and takes a drink of water* never wha-? 0.o
ummm.............. >_<
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Kagerou
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Ooooh... This. Is. Awkwarrd... But anyway, did you ever wonder why Spongebob never swelled up? He was a sponge after all... And Squidward wasn't a squid at all! Squids have pointy heads! (Trust me... I wikied it.)
Um... That was off-topic.
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Prometheus
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Awesome entrance.
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Teddy
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Welcome to NRC!
Advice: ALWAYS CHECK THE LATEST BROADCASTS. People over look it and they miss out on important info.
Also, follow all the templates. And read the library thoroughly. And if you must harass me... give me a link first and an explanation.
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Kagerou
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Thanks for the advice, and as promised, another nugget of my wisdom. You get one too Prometheus (You seem like a cool guy...).
Eating copious amounts of cheese before bed gives you vivid dreams.
If you're ever stuck with a bad case of the hiccups, pull on your left earlobe when you get the urge. It works.
Aren't I generous folks? Give me a nice round of applause!
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TriggerHappyTurtle
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Bah, the people here smell like old people thus don't sniff anyone especially Oz. Welcome to NRC
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Kagerou
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Very insightful... I'll try not to smell anybody too long. Don't blame me if I take a quick whiff though... You kinda smell like Tyler Durden, so I'll drop some suitable wisdom...
If you are experiencing insomnia or insomnia related symptoms, chew some valerian root and get plenty of exercise. (Haha! Inside joke time!)
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Sandalphon
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welcome sir
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TeamNarutox
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Welcome David^^
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