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PostPosted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 12:31 pm    Post subject: FUNNIEST SHIT EVER!!!!! (Seriously) Reply with quote

This is a quote from the bleach the world news section, posted by Dyson:

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As some of you may have heard, Megume was coming up to Canada in order to visit me this weekend. This would, of course, require her to cross the border from the States.

Unfortunately, she ran into a little trouble at the border. I haven't been able to get much clear information on what she did or what she may have had, but she was kept at the border for questioning and she keeps saying she was arrested. We've only been able to talk once or twice, but the real problem is that she's about four hours away and I'm not sure if going down there will help at all. She's been down there for about 10 hours at this point, and she's getting pretty angry (She was threatening to pepper-spray the next border guard who talks down to her).

I'll be out of contact for a while since I'm just now getting a ride to the border to try and help her. She's had her cellphone removed so please don't message her repeatedly. I'll keep you all updated when I can get connected.

Wish me luck.


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 12:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Canadian border, worst place to be at if your from the US xDDD
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 12:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

XD.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 12:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hurr, pepper spraying a guard is really going to help.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 12:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

She is a dumb bitch?  And pepper spray is illegal in the US, so if she is found with that she is defiantly gonna be there a long time.  



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PostPosted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 12:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 12:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

FUNNYFUNNYFUNNYFUNNY!
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 12:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

BEST SHIT EVER..................she gets what she fucking deserves
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 1:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can say a few things:
You guys are assholes
Get the fuck off BtW if you hate her so much, Kyle
Canada and the US suck for having such relationship
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 1:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ummm Sench STFU.......meg has always been a bitch to me i only stay there for i have a decent story going.....with that said.....this is great shit
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